17 Funny luck quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

  Commentary:
  "Ever find yourself questioning life's decisions like not forwarding that chain email from over a decade ago? 🔮✉️ Don't worry, your luck probably isn't determined by your email forwarding skills…or is it? 🤔😂 #MondayMysteries"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

  Commentary:
  "Trying to navigate your way out of this adulting labyrinth is like playing a real-life Jumanji…except with more creaks and groans. 🕹️💥 May your balance be as stable as your existential crisis! 💃🌊 #LifeAfter40"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

  Commentary:
  "Oh no, sounds like your doctor is either a cowboy in disguise or has a really unconventional bedside manner 🔫😅 Don't worry, dying from finger guns is definitely a unique way to go out! Just remember to aim for the stars 🌟"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

  Commentary:
  🚁🪰 "When life gives you a garden and a whimsical dream, why not give helicopter trapping a gleam? Wishing you all the luck in the world, may your 'H' stand for 'Hover' and not 'Hilarious!' 🪂🪶"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

  Commentary:
  Looks like with women, you either strike out swinging or get hit by a curveball! 🤷‍♂️⚾️ It's all about finding that perfect balance, right? 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

  Commentary:
  "I'm not superstitious because it brings bad luck. Or at least that's what my lucky rabbit's foot told me after breaking a mirror under a ladder while spilling salt! 🐇🪞🪜 #JustMyLuck"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

  Commentary:
  "Fine dining: where the only thing more intimidating than the prices is trying to navigate through a meal without causing a culinary catastrophe on that pristine tablecloth! 🍴😅 Don't worry, just consider it a modern art installation at the end of the meal! 🎨😜"

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