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The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.
So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.
That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.
You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.
A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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5 months ago
Share →: Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Commentary:
"Who needs reliable internet anyway when you have the thrill of being mysteriously kicked out of every Zoom gathering? 🤷‍♂️ Embrace the unexpected hiatus and let your unreliable connection become the real MVP of your work-from-home experience! 💻🚫 #UnintentionalDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

Commentary:
"Oh, the power of the gaze! 👀 A classic case of 'Foot-In-Mouth' syndrome, but with a twist! 👣 Who knew eyes could be so expressive, enough to elicit a toe-tally awkward encounter! 😂 Lesson learned: watch where you step, or rather, where you stare! 👀👣"
5 months ago
Share →: The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

Commentary:
Looks like the Anonymous Pessimists were so negative that they didn't even bother showing up to their own meeting! 🤷‍♂️ Can you blame them though? 🙄 Maybe they were just too pessimistic to believe in the potential benefits of getting together. 😅 #NegativeNancy #glasshalffull
5 months ago
Share →: Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

Commentary:
Looks like wishing for the day your colleagues actually deserve might not always be appreciated! 🤣 Maybe a simple "Have a great day" could save you from making enemies at work. Lesson learned! 😉 #OfficeHumor
5 months ago
Share →: Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the never-ending cycle of dating: meeting someone, getting to know them, and discovering their quirks… or flaws 🤔💔 It's like a fun game of guess what's wrong this time! 🙃 #DatingStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the classic meeting merry-go-round! 🔄🤔 It's like a never-ending cycle of let's-discuss-what-we're-going-to-discuss-next-time 😂 Maybe we should schedule a meeting to strategize how to end meetings efficiently! 🤷‍♂️ #MeetingMadness
5 months ago
Share →: Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

Commentary:
"Ah, Zoom, the ultimate mirror for our virtual selves to admire while pretending to pay attention to others. 🤳💬 Who needs actual eye contact when you can have your own spectacular reflection staring back at you? 😂 #ZoomLife"
5 months ago
Share →: After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's ready to trade in their team player jersey for a lone wolf outfit! 🐺Who knew a team meeting could have such powerful anti-team building effects? 😅 Just remember, teamwork makes the dream work…or at least that's what they say! #TeamMeetingBlues
5 months ago
Share →: Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'let's agree to disagree' – the diplomatic way of saying 'let's just nod and move on' 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️. A surefire strategy for avoiding those never-ending debates that make you question your life choices 🤣. Just remember, when in doubt, agree to disagree and grab some popcorn for the show! 🍿👏"
5 months ago
Share →: Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Commentary:
"Imagine the brainstorming sessions – diving deep into ideas and cushions simultaneously! 💭🛋️ Can't decide if we should build team rapport or a new shelf first… 🤔💡 Who knew that bright yellow balls could spark such creative breakthroughs? 🟡🔮 #ProductivityinStyle"