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Funny microwave quotes bring a burst of laughter to your kitchen routine 🍿😂 Whether you’re reheating leftovers or defrosting dinner, these witty lines add a spark of humor to every beep and spin 🔄😄 Get ready to smile every time you press start—because who knew microwaves could be this entertaining? ⚡️🔥 #KitchenLaughs #MicrowaveMagic
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I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.
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