Funny microwave quotes

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  7 hours ago

  Share →: Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

  Commentary:
  Microwave: the only machine that tries harder to get your attention than a toddler with a drum set! 🍽️🔊😅

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

  Commentary:
  RIP to those fancy mugs that are now just fancy dust collectors ☕️🕯️✨

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

  Commentary:
  "I tried being normal once… Worst two minutes of my life! 😅🙃 #RaisedByWolves"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the great microwave Olympics of December 26th! 🏆🍿 It's the one day when microwaves around the world get to show off their reheating skills and popcorn-popping prowess. Let the games begin! 🍕🍿🍪 #MicrowaveOlympics

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

  Commentary:
  "Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else's microwave, then suddenly it's a kitchen version of a Rubik's cube 🧐🤔🔥 Don't underestimate the complexity of reheating leftovers in foreign territory! 😂🍲🕒"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew time travel could be so mundane? 🕰️🧳 I guess superhero capes are optional when adjusting the microwave clock on a lazy Sunday morning! ⏰😆 #LamestTimeTravelEver"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

  Commentary:
  "I must warn you, the secret government conspiracy involving the object with little wheels under the microwave plate is a high stakes operation. Proceed with caution, my friend! 🕵️‍♂️🔍👽"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like a hotel microwave: all that potential, but in reality, just a warm and forgettable presence 🍿💥 Just waiting for someone to hit the 'start' button on life! 🔌 #MicrowaveMood"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

  Commentary:
  🌹🤷‍♂️ "Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem's logic took a wrong turn… and ended up in a microwave! 🔄🔥"

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