17 Funny microwave quotes

• There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

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  2 days ago

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• Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

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  3 days ago

  cooking, everyday, everyday life, everyone, expectations, failure, genius, humor, life, microwave, reality, someone, technology, try

• Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

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  1 week ago

  change, clock, domestic, domestic life, ever, form, humor, kitchen, laziness, life, microwave, morning, robe, Sunday, Sunday morning, time, time travel, travel

• I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

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  1 week ago

  break, break in, going, house, humor, little, microwave, plate, steal, theft, thing, wheels

• Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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  1 week ago

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• I would reset the clock on your microwave for you.

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  1 week ago

  appliance, clock, humor, i, joke, microwave, reset

• Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

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  2 weeks ago

  absurdity, Dave, humor, microwave, name, poetry, randomness, red, roses, roses are red, sense

• Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

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  2 weeks ago

  calm, chill, humor, impatience, microwave, time, zero

• Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

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  2 weeks ago

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• That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

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  2 weeks ago

  air, beep, drum, drum solo, humor, In the Air Tonight, just, kitchen, kitchen humor, me, microwave, music, music parody, parody, slap, solo, tonight, tummy, tummy slap, waiting

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