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Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.
Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.
I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.
I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.
Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

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3 weeks ago
Share →: I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

Commentary:
"I tried being normal once… Worst two minutes of my life! 😅🙃 #RaisedByWolves"
5 months ago
Share →: There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

Commentary:
Ah, the great microwave Olympics of December 26th! 🏆🍿 It's the one day when microwaves around the world get to show off their reheating skills and popcorn-popping prowess. Let the games begin! 🍕🍿🍪 #MicrowaveOlympics
5 months ago
Share →: Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

Commentary:
"Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else's microwave, then suddenly it's a kitchen version of a Rubik's cube 🧐🤔🔥 Don't underestimate the complexity of reheating leftovers in foreign territory! 😂🍲🕒"
5 months ago
Share →: Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

Commentary:
"Who knew time travel could be so mundane? 🕰️🧳 I guess superhero capes are optional when adjusting the microwave clock on a lazy Sunday morning! ⏰😆 #LamestTimeTravelEver"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Commentary:
"I must warn you, the secret government conspiracy involving the object with little wheels under the microwave plate is a high stakes operation. Proceed with caution, my friend! 🕵️‍♂️🔍👽"
5 months ago
Share →: Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

Commentary:
"Feeling like a hotel microwave: all that potential, but in reality, just a warm and forgettable presence 🍿💥 Just waiting for someone to hit the 'start' button on life! 🔌 #MicrowaveMood"
5 months ago
Share →: Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

Commentary:
🌹🤷‍♂️ "Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem's logic took a wrong turn… and ended up in a microwave! 🔄🔥"