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Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

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I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

Freshly posted on Discord:

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

Going viral on WeChat:

Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

Freshly posted on Discord:

The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

Making waves on Twitch:

I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

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Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

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Seen just now on Messenger:

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I miss you (the money I spent).

Going viral on Telegram:

Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

Making waves on Slack:

If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

Making waves on X:

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

Shared recently on Discord:

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Spotted on TikTok:

We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

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