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middle-aged
Funny middle-aged quotes
Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.
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Jan 22, 2025
I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.
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Jan 21, 2025