Funny middle-aged quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

  Commentary:
  Middle-aged math dilemma: going out for a night on the town feeling like you're 25 again 🍹, only to wake up the next day looking and feeling like you're pushing 70! 🤪🥴 Just another case of arithmetic not adding up in our favor! #AgeIsJustANumber

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

  Commentary:
  Ah, a classic case of mid-life amnesia 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️! As we age, the struggle shifts from fulfilling our dreams to trying to recall what those dreams were in the first place. It's like playing a game of memory with our own ambitions 😂!

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