Commentary:
Well, they do say that looks can be deceiving! I guess you could say that kiwis are the undercover agents of the fruit world – masquerading as fuzzy potatoes until they reveal their true, delicious selves. Who knew that a simple fruit could keep us all on our toes?
Commentary:
Ah, the classic "What? What? What? Oh, yeah…" maneuver – the universal signal for "I have no clue what you're talking about, but I'm just going to nod and smile anyway." It's the verbal equivalent of doing a little dance to distract from the fact that you're totally lost in the conversation.
Commentary:
"Your Honor, I plead innocence by virtue of holiday confusion! 🥊🎁 Who knew Boxing Day involved gifts, not rounds in the ring? Just a little mix-up, nothing to knock me out over 😄💼 #LegalMishaps"