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Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

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I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.

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Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

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Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

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I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

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If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

Making waves on Messenger:

Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

Just landed via Slack:

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

Just shared via Threads:

I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

Trending via WeChat:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

Going viral on Discord:

Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

Live now on Discord:

We’ve got a shituation here.

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Funny mixed signals quotes

Funny mixed signals quotes are the perfect way to laugh at those confusing moments when you’re not sure if someone’s into you or just messing with your mind 🤔😂. Whether it’s a wink or a weird text, these quotes capture the hilarious chaos of mixed messages 💌🤷‍♀️. Get ready to smile, relate, and maybe even roll your eyes at the love life’s funniest little contradictions! 💕😅

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New year update: losing everything but weight.

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Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

Just shared via Discord:

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

Making waves on WeChat:

“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”

Shared recently on X:

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

Breaking via Discord:

I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

Going viral on TikTok:

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

Freshly posted on Discord:

If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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