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5 months ago
Share →: Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

Commentary:
"Ah, a great reminder that a little controversy never hurt anyone! 🤷‍♂️ Keep stirring that pot and watch the haters roll in – it means you're doing something right! 😏💁‍♀️"
5 months ago
Share →: Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

Commentary:
"Whatever doesn’t kill you is definitely a persistent little troublemaker, just hanging around and plotting its next move like a mischievous squirrel 🐿️. It’s like that annoying song that keeps playing in your head on repeat…forever 🎵. Stay strong, my friend! 💪"
5 months ago
Share →: Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

Commentary:
"Today's motto: Giving it my almost, because let's be real, giving 100% all the time is just exhausting 😅💪 #AlmostThere"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s Monday, but at what cost?

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🤔 Ah, Monday, the day that always leaves us questioning our life choices and wondering if we've angered the universe in some way… 💸💼 #MondayStruggles #WhatCostMonday
5 months ago
Share →: I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

Commentary:
"Setting two alarms is a great plan, unless 'The Real Me' decides to hit snooze on both! 🕰️😴 Good intentions vs. reality – the eternal battle of the morning routine! ⏰😂"
5 months ago
Share →: A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal dilemma of the chocolate lover – to eat or not to eat, that is the question! 🍫💭 One piece leads to another, and before you know it, you're on a delightful journey to chocolatey happiness! 🤣 Embrace the sweet temptation and enjoy the delicious energy boost one piece at a time!"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Commentary:
"Feeling optimistic? 🌟 Don't worry, life has a surplus of surprises lined up just for you! 🎁 Remember, disappointment is just another way of life saying 'plot twist'! 🔄 Keep marching on, your next letdown could be just around the corner! 🚶‍♂️💔"
5 months ago
Share →: Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

Commentary:
"Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don't want to… I'll Do It Later 😅💤 #ProcrastinationChampion"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

Commentary:
"Who needs motivational quotes when you've got stubborn determination? 🙅‍♂️🚫 Show 'em who's boss by proving them wrong in style! 💪😜 #ConfidenceGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: “The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

Commentary:
Oh, the age-old battle between our aspirations and our inner procrastinator 🤷‍♂️ Don't you just love it when you outsmart yourself before you even get started? 🙃 Looks like we've got a classic case of self-sabotage at its finest! 💭 Keep calm and blame it on "you" – the ultimate dream crusher! #DreamsVsYOU 😆🚫💭