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Well, someone sure turned up the Monday dial to 11 today! 😅📅
374 Funny motivation quotes
What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?
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Welcome to the prestigious field of Professional Couch Enthusiast! 🛋️😴🏆
A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.
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Italy: where the gelato is cold and your ambitions to work are even colder! 🍦💸🙃
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.
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No cake police here—celebrate surviving Monday! 🎂🎉
Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.
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Nothing like a surprise performance review from some unexpected "consultants"! 😂🔍💼
Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.
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Skipping broccoli for the abs project, because who needs kale when you’ve got mirror motivation? 🍫🏋️♂️🙈
They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.
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Instant six-pack abs by simply putting down the donut? Sign me up! 🍩➡️💪😂
Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.
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"Finally, a motivational speech my lazy self can get behind! 😅🙌"
Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.
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Hitting the snooze button in my soul every morning! ⏰😴💼
Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.
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When you're scrubbing the floor like it owes you money 😤🧹💨