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"Whenever I'm having a rough day at work, I just remember that at least I'm not risking my taste buds for the emperor's questionable culinary choices! π€’π΄ #GratefulForMyJob"
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- I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.
- If you feel fat and sad just know itβs someone out there fatter than you.
- Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.
- My motivation and me: It’s complicated.
- They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.
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"Ah, the eternal struggle between productivity and bed's seductive embrace! π€πΌ It's a daily battle of ambitions vs. comfort, a tale as old as time… or at least as old as the snooze button! β°π Who will win today, the go-getter or the snoozer? Stay tuned for the thrilling sequel: 'The Procrastination of Napping'. π" -
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"Trying to get off the floor after a workout be like π’πͺ Just trying to avoid the struggle and embrace the grace π #TurtleMoves" -
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"Who needs wild nights out or teenage rebellions when you can mess up your life the old-fashioned way – with pure determination and stubbornness! ππͺ Here's to proving that you don't need to follow the traditional paths to achieve epic levels of chaos. Keep breaking the molds, my friend! ππ" -
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"Ah, the Monday slump – a force to be reckoned with! π€ Sounds like last week's slump had serious staying power… Maybe this week, Monday will realize it's overstayed its welcome and make a swift exit! π Here's to battling the Monday blues with humor and a strong cup of coffee! βοΈπͺ" -
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Ah, the age-old question of exercise expectations! ποΈββοΈπββοΈ Remember, even if you're not aiming for Olympic glory, a little movement goes a long way in keeping those muscles happy and those extra snacks in check! ππ #CouchPotatoGoldMedal -
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"Ah, the eternal struggle between ambition and the irresistible call of the snooze button. ππ€ Dream big, but make sure to catch some Z's along the way! πββοΈπ΄" -
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"Seems like procrastination is the key to immortality!β³π Who knew deadlines were actually the secret to everlasting life?β±οΈπ #ForeverProcrastinating" -
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"Don't give up on your dreams. Go back to bed. Because who says dreams can't come true while getting some extra beauty sleep? ππ€ #DreamOn" -
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"Remember, if oats can be milk, you can be anything from a superhero π¦ΈββοΈ to a unicorn π¦! Embrace your inner oat-milk potential and go conquer the world! π #DreamBig"
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- I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.
- If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.
- Donβt let anyone tell you, you canβt do something. Show them you canβt.
- The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.
- The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.
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