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Can’t. Calling out some bullshitters on some bullshit.

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Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

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I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

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Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The goal is to make your therapist cry.

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Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

Just landed via Threads:

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

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59 shares on Reddit this month:

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

86 shares on Slack this month:

Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

53 shares on Telegram this month:

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

26 shares on Facebook this month:

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

For my final act of love, I will never contact you again, but think of you always.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

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Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them.

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I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

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Donating blood today to make room for more food.

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My brain is on airplane mode today.

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It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

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Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

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Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

I won’t be doing Dry January, because who was there for me during the happy times and the hard times? Not broccoli.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

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Just landed via Discord:

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

Freshly posted on X:

Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

Spotted on Threads:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

Shared recently on Messenger:

I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

Just landed via WeChat:

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

Trending via Twitch:

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

Just shared via Reddit:

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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