Funny Music Quotes That Will Have You Singing with Laughter! 🎶😂

Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

2 months ago2 months ago

Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

2 months ago2 months ago

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

3 months ago2 months ago

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

3 months ago2 months ago

First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

3 months ago2 months ago

Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

3 months ago2 months ago

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

3 months ago2 months ago

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

4 months ago2 months ago

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

4 months ago2 months ago

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

5 months ago2 months ago

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

5 months ago2 months ago

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

6 months ago2 months ago

Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

May 16, 20242 months ago

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

May 9, 2024May 9, 2024

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

May 9, 20242 months ago

“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

May 6, 20242 months ago

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

Oct 17, 2023Oct 17, 2023

Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

Oct 8, 2023Oct 8, 2023

The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

Sep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

Sep 28, 2023Oct 15, 2023

If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

Sep 28, 2023Oct 15, 2023

I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

Sep 23, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023

My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

Sep 22, 2023May 9, 2024

I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023