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Funny music quotes

May 9
Share →: In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.
May 6
Share →: “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.
Oct 17
Share →: Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.
Oct 8
Share →: Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.
Sep 29
Share →: The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.
Sep 28
Share →: So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.
Sep 28
Share →: If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.
Sep 23
Share →: I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.
Sep 22
Share →: Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.
Sep 22
Share →: My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.