317 funny music quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?

May 29, 2026

Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

May 29, 2026

Dear music, thanks!

May 29, 2026

Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

May 29, 2026

You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

May 29, 2026

Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

May 29, 2026

For whom the Fetty Waps.

May 29, 2026

At least life has music.

May 29, 2026

I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.

May 29, 2026

According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

May 29, 2026

“I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

May 29, 2026

If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

May 29, 2026

Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.

May 29, 2026

“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

May 29, 2026

Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

May 29, 2026

I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

May 29, 2026

We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

May 29, 2026

The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

May 29, 2026

Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

May 29, 2026

Therapy? I have Spotify.

May 29, 2026

Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

May 28, 2026

There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

May 28, 2026

I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

May 28, 2026

Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.

May 28, 2026

If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.

May 28, 2026

I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

May 28, 2026

In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

May 28, 2026

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

May 28, 2026

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

May 28, 2026

The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

May 28, 2026

Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

May 28, 2026

Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

May 28, 2026

“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

May 28, 2026

When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

May 28, 2026

Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

May 28, 2026

If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

May 28, 2026

I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

May 28, 2026

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

May 28, 2026

An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

May 28, 2026

I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

May 28, 2026