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Guess I'm a genius when I'm listening to classical, but just mildly interesting when I switch to pop! 🎶🧠
317 Funny music quotes
Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.
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Cartoons: violence to classical beats, the original reality show! 🎻💥😄
Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.
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Mastering the ancient art of "I'm present," level: Grandparent Edition 👴🎶📵⚡
That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.
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When you and your belly form the ultimate kitchen band 🎶🥁🍲
There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.
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Looks like the secret to world peace is dance moves and catchy tunes! Let's get ready for the next global sensation! 🕺💃😂
Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.
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Spice up your life: When friendship goals include discovering who zig-a-zig-ah'd into who’s heart! 🌶️❤️🎤
Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.
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Rediscovering this art might qualify me for a PhD in chillin' 🤙🎶🌿
I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.
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When life gives you concerts, turn heartbreak into a rock anthem! 🎸😂💔 In the end, enjoy the music! 🎶🙌
You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.
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You haven't experienced the joy of making a mixtape struggle session, and it shows! 🎶🔥💿
I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.
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Sounds like he found the wrong kind of "ironic" love! 😉🎶 #YouOughtaKnow