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Rewind my life so I can skip past Monday mornings! 🎶🔄🤣
324 Funny music quotes
If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.
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Channeling my inner Bowie… I'm off to buy more glitter and a pet iguana just to keep things interesting! ✨🦎
My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.
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🚩 Who needs playlists when you can have the musical equivalent of a surprise party every time you hit shuffle? 🎶🤷♂️🎉
Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.
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I've spent my whole life searching for such a moving tune! 🎤🕺😂
We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.
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Guess it's back to playing air accordion in silence all season long 🎶🙉😂
You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.
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Sounds like whoever named them "The Nap Enthusiasts" really set the bar low! 😴🎤😂
I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.
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Well, now Pharrell owes me an explanation for turning my frown upside-downside! 🎶😅
Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.
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Guess I'm a genius when I'm listening to classical, but just mildly interesting when I switch to pop! 🎶🧠
Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.
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Cartoons: violence to classical beats, the original reality show! 🎻💥😄
Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.
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Mastering the ancient art of "I'm present," level: Grandparent Edition 👴🎶📵⚡