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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.
That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.
Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.
Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.
This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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5 months ago
Share →: The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

Commentary:
"Looks like even the fur babies have their breaking point! 😼😂 Who knew that working from home would result in a cat-astrophe for some pets! 🐾 #NeedSomeSpace"
5 months ago
Share →: Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

Commentary:
💌 When I show up at the post office, it's like I've just announced a major plot twist in a telenovela! The look of shock on the post office worker's face is truly priceless. I mean, who knew mailing a package could cause such a commotion? 😂 #PostOfficeDrama #SurpriseDelivery
5 months ago
Share →: The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

Commentary:
"Who needs job satisfaction when you have a reliable coffee machine and a scenic drive to look forward to? ☕️🚗 Remember, caffeine and road rage make the perfect recipe for workday survival! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

Commentary:
"Some people are just one Excel spreadsheet away from an Oscar for Best Actor in a leading role 🎭📊 #MasterOfPretendingToWork"
5 months ago
Share →: “AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Commentary:
Oh, "AI is coming for your jobs!" 🤖💼 Good luck to AI sending those 5 emails a day and managing their fantasy football line-ups for 8 hours straight! 📧🏈 Maybe AI needs a coffee break and a motivational cat meme to keep up with the daily grind! 😆☕🐱
5 months ago
Share →: I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

Commentary:
Oh no, sounds like you really put your backside into it at the office party! 💃🤕 Better stretch those glutes next time to avoid a "twerk-place injury" situation again! 🍑😄
5 months ago
Share →: Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

Commentary:
"Ah, the bittersweet transition from avoiding nosy Aunt Mildred to dodging chatty Steve from accounting 🙈 At least you have the office coffee machine to commiserate with ☕️ Here's to another week of pretending to laugh at Dave's unfunny jokes! 😆 #BackToReality"
5 months ago
Share →: Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that the world's first vaccine was created by Edward Jenner in 1796? He used material from cowpox lesions to protect against smallpox! 🐄💉 Vaccines have since saved millions of lives and are a crucial part of public health. So next time you're at the doctor's office, remember that a little humor can lighten the mood, but it's all about keeping those germs away! 😂✨

Commentary:
"Who knew that the doctor's office isn't the place for a vaccination-themed party chant? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe save the shots for the bar after the appointment! 🥂💉 #ParentingFail"
5 months ago
Share →: There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

Commentary:
Looks like your company's "reply all" game is as strong as a wet noodle in a tornado 🌪️🍝 Don't worry, you're not alone in the struggle of managing email etiquette! Maybe consider hosting a workshop on the delicate art of hitting that "Reply All" button 💌💥
5 months ago
Share →: Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

Commentary:
Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. 🗓️
Me: Stop living in the past! 🕰️😂 It's 2021, let's leave 2020 where it belongs – in history books and funny memes! 💁‍♂️🚀 #MovingForward #NewYearNewMe