Wordgag ツ

6 months ago
Share →: We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

Commentary:
"Life's full of endless possibilities, as long as you can outsmart the bureaucracy! 🤔🏛️💡"
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Commentary:
"Negative feedback? Sorry, only the mirror gets to roast me like that! 🤷‍♂️🪞"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Commentary:
"Watch out world, we've got a double threat here! 🎭🍝 I'm not just a messy eater, I'm an artist spreading my sauce-stained canvas everywhere. Care for a food fight, or should I say, food flight? 🚀😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

Commentary:
"Imagine the surprise when little Sertraline or Lexapro grows up and discovers their name was inspired by a tiny pill! 😂 Talk about a prescription for uniqueness! 💊👶 #PharmaBabyNames"
6 months ago
Share →: Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

Commentary:
"Seriously, the power of the tiny hammer should not be underestimated! ⚖️🔨 I mean, imagine being able to silence noisy colleagues with a bang – productivity levels would skyrocket! 🔇💥 Who knew a little tool could hold so much power in the workplace? 🤣 #TinyHammerBoss"
6 months ago
Share →: Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Commentary:
"Imagine the scene: 'Hey, Victor, wanna hit the lab or hit the club?' 🧟🎉 Maybe if he had spent more time on the dance floor, his monster would have had better moves! 💃🔬 #FrankensteinsGotTalent"
6 months ago
Share →: Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days when spelling, grammar, and punctuation weren't just optional emojis 📚📝 Now, we rely on autocorrect to save us from turning into comma-less cavemen 😜 Let's take a moment of silence for the lost art of proofreading… or maybe we can just blame it on technology! 💻🤷‍♂️ #ThrowbackGrammar #InternetAgeStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

Commentary:
"Ah, the extraordinary talent of budgeting in reverse! Mastering the art of 'outgoing exceeds incoming' 💸💸 Well, they do say it's the thought that counts… or in this case, the spending! 😅 #FinancialGuru"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Commentary:
"Who made the rule that only kids get the stickers? 🤔 Clearly, adults deserve some appreciation too for adulting like pros! 🌟 Next time you visit the doctor, demand a sticker like the grown-up champ you are! 💪😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

Commentary:
Looks like even demons need a fresh start! 🤣👹✨ Who knew exorcisms could be mutual agreements? Just imagine the demon politely asking, "Would you mind casting me out, please?" 😈 #DemonEtiquette