Commentary:
"Looks like someone's feeling a bit 'punchy'! 😂🎉 Maybe it's time to switch from candy to compliments! 🍬😉"
Funny overwhelming quotes
Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.
Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the age-old wisdom of prioritizing phone time above all else. 📱 Who needs to conquer mountains, when you can conquer Candy Crush levels, am I right? 😂 Remember, in the game of life, the high score belongs to the one with the most notifications! #PhoneTimeIsPrimeTime"
Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.
Commentary:
Looks like somone's got that "sexy back" on repeat a little too vigorously 🕺🔥 Next time, try swaying those hips with some caution, or else you might get a visit from the Sensual Injury Squad 🚑💃 #DanceTillYouDrop