40 Funny pay quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, chip companies, we deserve to see what we're getting ourselves into! 😂💸 Transparent bags for transparent snacking, am I right? Let's see those chips in all their glory, no more hiding behind glossy packaging! 💪🥔 #ShowUsTheChips"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the quintessential festival experience: paying top dollar for the privilege of dirty hair, questionable food choices, and sleeping in a flimsy tent 🎪🤑 Who needs luxury when you've got the authentic homeless chic vibe going on? 😂 #FestivalLife

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

  Commentary:
  "If only Summer Premium Package came with a 'No Wasps' option… 🚫🐝💸 Maybe we can negotiate a special 'Wasp-Free Guarantee' upgrade for you! 😂✨ #SummerStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, when playing the online shopping game, speed is key! 🏃‍♂️💨 Otherwise, your neighbor might beat you to the prize! 🎁😂 #RaceToTheDoorstep"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic mistake of going to the grocery store hungry. Who needs a roof over their head when you've got a cart full of snacks, am I right? 💸🛒 #FoodOverRent"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like a non-stop drama series every therapy session, with plot twists and character development for days! 🍿💁‍♂️ #TherapyGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

  Commentary:
  🐱😾 "I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then." 🏠💸

  Looks like you've stumbled into a feline version of the United Nations discussing economic matters! Who knew that cats had such strong opinions on financial responsibilities? Maybe it's time to start a purr-sonal finance committee with your furry friends! 😹

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a tent when you've got a cozy bed and a roof over your head? 🏠😴 Camping is just nature's way of saying 'Hey, remember how good you have it at home?' 🌲⛺️ Maybe roughing it just means you forgot to set the thermostat to your preferred temperature 😉❄️ #IndoorCampingFTW"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old question: Can martial arts skills double as a form of payment? 💸💥 Just imagine casually busting out a roundhouse kick at the checkout counter – 'payment received!' 😂 Who knew self-defense training could save us some cash! 🥋💰"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, I'm so broke that I can't even afford to pay attention…I guess my attention span is on a budget now! 🤑💸 #BillsGotMeStrapped"

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