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Well, isn't it just rude of time to keep marching forward like that? π°οΈπ€·ββοΈ It seems the universe didn't get the memo that we're supposed to stay perpetually young and hip. Maybe we should start a petition to halt this aging business β who's with me? ππ #ForeverYoung #TimeFlies -
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"Maybe we should bring back the 'send annoying people to the sun' policy for some eco-friendly decluttering ππ Less pollution on earth, more space in the universe! Time to launch a few rockets – adios, annoying Earthlings! ππ"
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