Funny perfume quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

  Commentary:
  "Vanilla perfumes are the ultimate scent-sational experience! 🍦✨ It's like channeling your inner bakery vibes wherever you go. Just remember, you're the sweet treat everyone wants a piece of! 😉🍰 #BakeryBoss"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, perfume is meant to make heads turn, not make heads roll! 🐤💨💀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

  Commentary:
  "Perfume commercials: the art of trying to capture a scent with a visual spectacle! 🌬️👃 Just imagine the chaos if they tried to convey the scent of fresh ocean breeze or a hint of mystery in a 30-second ad! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the fragrance of Audacity, a delightful blend of entitlement and disregard for authority, with top notes of eye-rolling and a hint of Snapchat filter sass 👃💁‍♂️. Perfect for capturing that essence of modern youth – wear it with a touch of mischief and a sprinkle of memes! 😜 #KidsTheseDays #AudacityPerfume

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