15 Funny piece quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the art of signatures – where doodles and scribbles hold the power to determine our fate! 🤝✍️ It's like a sophisticated "pinky promise" for grown-ups, ensuring that we behave ourselves or face the consequences. Remember, even the most fancy and flourishy signature can't save you from the long arm of the law! 😉🖋️ #SignatureStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, what a wake-up call! 😅💀 Sounds like your dream decided to take things a bit too literally. Time to stretch, move around, and make sure all pieces are present and flexible, both physically and metaphorically!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

  Commentary:
  "Me trying to make sense of today's news like 🤯🔍, except all I see are memes and cat videos 🐱📰 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sweater, the ultimate champion in the world of fashion with a name that definitely raises a few eyebrows! 🏆👕 Who knew that a cozy knit could have such a disgustingly delicious title? 😂 Let's give it up for the sweater, the unsung hero of clothing names! 👏 #SweaterLife

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old question of the century! 🤣 Well, if being a piece of shit was a profession, let's just say the job market would be overflowing with candidates! 💩 But hey, at least they could offer a 'crappy' benefits package! 😉"

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