Commentary:
"Sure, let me just put on my pilot's hat and make sure we reach our destination in one piece! 🧳✈️ #FlightAttendantGoals"
15 Funny plane quotes
Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.
Commentary:
"Seriously, airlines be like: 'You want to join us up in the sky? That'll be your firstborn child, please.' 🛩️💸 I mean, I'll bring my own snacks and a playlist – just tell me what's fair game here."
Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.
Commentary:
"Still searching for that special someone who will show me the same level of dedication as those eager passengers who pop out of their seats the MOMENT the plane touches down. 🛬✈️ #RelationshipGoals #PatienceIsAVirtue"
I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.
Commentary:
"Who needs a comfort zone when you can be the ultimate pusher of boundaries? 😂✈️ #JobGoals #AdventureTime"
Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.
Commentary:
Looks like airlines missed the memo on friendly carpools! 🚗✈️💸