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Funny possession quotes

Funny possession quotes bring a hilarious twist to the idea of owning things ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜‚ Whether itโ€™s your quirky stuff or those โ€œborrowedโ€ treasures, these witty lines will make you laugh out loud ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŽ‰ Get ready to see possession like never before, with a cheeky smile and a playful wink ๐Ÿ˜‰โœจ Perfect for sharing with friends or spicing up your captions! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

Posted on2 weeks ago

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Exorcist came by. Says house isnโ€™t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

Posted on2 weeks ago

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

Posted on2 weeks ago

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

Posted on2 weeks ago

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

Posted on3 weeks ago

What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years youโ€™re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

Posted on3 weeks ago

If a demon ever possessed me, Iโ€™d just sit back and say, โ€œYour problem now.โ€

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

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