Funny quotes possession

Funny possession quotes

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025