Funny powerful quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

  Commentary:
  "Wow, you must have felt like the king of the road, ruling your traffic kingdom with an iron blink! 👑🚗💨 #HighwayMonarch"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a leaf blower when you have a turbo-charged hair dryer? 💨🍃 Now that's what I call multi-tasking – blowing leaves and blowing minds at the same time! 💁‍♀️💨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like God was trying to prevent world domination by limiting those conversation skills! 🙊💥 Who knew the key to ruling the world was just a good chat? Maybe they were afraid of your smooth-talking ways turning us all into minions! 😂💬"

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