12 Funny preferences quotes

I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

Funny Quotes Feb 16, 2025

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

Funny Quotes Feb 14, 2025

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I'm waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025