12 Funny preferences quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.
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  4 months ago

  View →: At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.
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  5 months ago

  View →: How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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