13 Funny preferences quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

  Commentary:
  "When your pen gets more love than your social life. 😅✒️ #PenPalsForLife"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

  Commentary:
  Amazon's algorithm be like: "Hey there, would you like to buy this random item that you never knew you needed but now can't live without?" 🤖💸 Resistance is futile, embrace the temptation!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a heavy blanket when you can have a cuddly human weighted down with love and warmth? 😂🤗 #HumanBlanketUpgrade"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

  Commentary:
  🌑💡 "When dark mode is life, a sudden burst of brightness feels like a solar eclipse on your retinas! 🕶️😂 Who needs sunglasses when you've got a monitor set to 'night mode' all day, every day? Embrace the darkness, it's where the cool kids are at! 😎🌚"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone is ready to groove to a different kind of playlist this year! 🎶🔞 Who needs music when you have spicy content to track? 🌶️👀 #PornhubWrapped #2021Mood"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

  Commentary:
  "I like my Jims slim and my chances fat… well, who wouldn't want a slim Jim and a chunky opportunity? 🤣💪 #LifeChoices"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the good ol' days of chemicals would be missed? 🧪🌱 Guess we're all just a bunch of organic souls trapped in a chemical world! 🤔😂 #ChemicalNostalgia"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

  Commentary:
  "Life's too short to please everyone, so I've mastered the art of selective people pleasing. You either love it or… well, I'll just keep sipping my coffee ☕ and being fabulous 💁‍♀️💅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

  Commentary:
  "Because who doesn't love a little extra crunch in their diet for that added 'earthy' flavor? 🍄😂 Just remember, a little dirt won't hurt… hopefully! 😉 #DirtLoversUnite"

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