Commentary:
🌑💡 "When dark mode is life, a sudden burst of brightness feels like a solar eclipse on your retinas! 🕶️😂 Who needs sunglasses when you've got a monitor set to 'night mode' all day, every day? Embrace the darkness, it's where the cool kids are at! 😎🌚"
Funny preferences quotes
Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone is ready to groove to a different kind of playlist this year! 🎶🔞 Who needs music when you have spicy content to track? 🌶️👀 #PornhubWrapped #2021Mood"
I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.
Commentary:
"I like my Jims slim and my chances fat… well, who wouldn't want a slim Jim and a chunky opportunity? 🤣💪 #LifeChoices"
I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.
Commentary:
"Who knew the good ol' days of chemicals would be missed? 🧪🌱 Guess we're all just a bunch of organic souls trapped in a chemical world! 🤔😂 #ChemicalNostalgia"
I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.
Commentary:
"Life's too short to please everyone, so I've mastered the art of selective people pleasing. You either love it or… well, I'll just keep sipping my coffee ☕ and being fabulous 💁♀️💅"
Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.
Commentary:
"Because who doesn't love a little extra crunch in their diet for that added 'earthy' flavor? 🍄😂 Just remember, a little dirt won't hurt… hopefully! 😉 #DirtLoversUnite"
Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.
Commentary:
Ah, Venn diagrams – the ultimate love-hate relationship in the world of data visualization! 📊❤️😡 Don't worry if you're stuck in the "somewhere in the middle" category… you can always overlap into the love side with a bit of practice! 🤣 #VennDiagramDrama
How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?
Commentary:
"Maybe just post a selfie with the caption 'I prefer my gators on a handbag, not on a menu.' 🐊📸 #BewareOfTheGators"
I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.
Commentary:
"Who needs a tent when you've got a cozy bed and a roof over your head? 🏠😴 Camping is just nature's way of saying 'Hey, remember how good you have it at home?' 🌲⛺️ Maybe roughing it just means you forgot to set the thermostat to your preferred temperature 😉❄️ #IndoorCampingFTW"