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59 Funny problem quotes

I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025