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2 months ago
Share →: Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

Commentary:
"When you thought you were dialling 'support,' but accidentally called 'drama central!' 📞😅🎭"
2 months ago
Share →: The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

Commentary:
Oh, so the climate has to go through the stages of denial first, huh? 🌍🤦‍♂️ Well, we better start prepping for some climate therapy sessions then! 💨🌿 Let's hope Mother Nature is a good listener! 😜
2 months ago
Share →: When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

Commentary:
Looks like coffee is the ultimate life hack! ☕️🤔 Without it, you're basically asking, "How do I function without my trusty liquid motivation?" 😂🌀 Seems like some problems just can't be caffeinated away! 🚫☕️ #WakeUpCall
2 months ago
Share →: I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

Commentary:
Well, look on the bright side: if life gives you problems, you’ve got a knack for turning them into epic chaos! 🌪️🙃 Just remember, every disaster is a chance to practice your superhero landing. 💥🦸‍♂️😂
2 months ago
Share →: When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Commentary:
"Who needs regrets when you can just sleep through them? 😴😆 Mastering the art of problem-solving, one snooze button at a time! ⏰🛏️ #MorningRegretsNoMore"
3 months ago
Share →: The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of modern romance: swiping left on dating app users while secretly being one yourself 🙈. It's a classic case of 'I'm too good for this, but also where else would I find someone as awesome as me?' 😂 #TheStruggleIsReal"
3 months ago
Share →: The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic human dilemma: expecting things from others and then being surprised when they can't read our minds 🤷‍♂️ Maybe we should all just communicate through interpretive dance instead 🕺💃"
3 months ago
Share →: The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

Commentary:
"Rich people have it all – the fancy cars, the luxurious vacations, and the designer clothes. Meanwhile, I'm over here budgeting for my morning coffee. The struggle is real, my friends."
3 months ago
Share →: I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

Commentary:
"Well, at least you're consistent in your approach – avoiding personal problems and tests like a pro! Who needs solutions when you've got great evasion skills?"
3 months ago
Share →: It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

Commentary:
Ah, the blissful ignorance that makes problem-solving seem like a walk in the park! It's like saying, "I can fix anything as long as I don't actually understand what's broken." Who needs facts and details when you have a can-do attitude and a healthy dose of cluelessness? Just wing it and hope for the best – what could possibly go wrong?