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This sounds like my New Year's resolution: endless dessert and zero regrets! 🍰🤣
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I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.
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When your taste buds have higher standards than your life choices 🤔🍽️😆
“I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”
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Level up to macroplastics! Who needs kale when you can chew on Legos? 😆🔍🥬
The problem with salad is, it’s salad.
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Salad: nature's way of reminding us that not all greens are as exciting as dollar bills 🥗💸😄
Unfortunately, when you don’t burden people with your problems, they assume you don’t have any. Lol.
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When you’re the master of the "I got this" illusion but secretly starring in a soap opera 🍿🤦♂️😂
Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?
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Trying to spend more time watching holiday movies than putting out work fires; January me can handle it! 🎄🔥✉️
Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.
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So you're telling me my ability to salsa with HR isn't an asset? 🌶️💃🕺
I’ve learned the best way to find something that I’ve lost is to buy a replacement one, to make the lost one spontaneously appear.
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Isn't it magical how buying a replacement turns your house into a hide-and-seek champion's paradise? 🕵️♂️🎩✨
Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.
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Guess it's time to choose my "Official Scapegoat of the Year"! 🐐😆
The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.
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Love triangles are so last year; now it's more like a love hexagon! 🤔🔍❤️