Funny procrastinate quotes

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  15 hours ago

  Share →: The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

  Commentary:
  "When you turn procrastination into an art form 🎨😂 #ProCraft-inator"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

  Commentary:
  "Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow… or next week… or, eh, maybe never? 😅⏳ #ProLevelProcrastination"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between ambition and the siren call of Netflix 😆🎉 Here's to a year of well-intentioned procrastination and perfectly timed productivity! Just remember, tomorrow is always a day away… #NewYearsResolution #ProcrastinationStation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

  Commentary:
  "Why put off procrastinating when you could put off putting it off? 🤔😂 Embracing the art of delay is a skill perfected by tomorrow's champions!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of procrastination disguised as strategic delegation 🙌. Talk about a masterful dodge of responsibility! Future you better watch out, present you is throwing all the tasks their way with a sly smile 😏. Bravo on passing the hot potato, future self! 🥔⏰ #ProcrastinationQueen"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

  Commentary:
  "I put the 'pro' in procrastinate…and the 'astinate'. 🙈😂 Who said being a pro at something was always a good thing? At least you're excelling in taking your sweet time!⏳🏆 #ProcrastinationExpert"

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