Commentary:
"Note to self: Leave the smokey eye to the pros or risk entering the ring with McGregor. 🥊👀 #EyeMakeupGoneWrong"
24 Funny pull quotes
I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.
Commentary:
Oh, those sneaky small cars playing hide-and-seek with parking spots! 🚗🤔 Don't be fooled by their innocent size, they're just waiting to reveal their true form the moment you approach. It's like a magician's trick gone wrong in the world of parking! 🎩✨ #ParkingProblems
Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.
Commentary:
No worries, better to be fashionably late than blindly following what doors are saying! 🤣🚪 Next time, just make sure to consult with the windows too! 😉
Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.
Commentary:
Sounds like your blanket just initiated fight club! 🥊🛏️😂