45 Funny quirky quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not alone. I have ants.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a support group when you have a squad of ants by your side, always ready to march into battle… or the kitchen 😂🐜 #AntArmy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

  Commentary:
  "Swipe right for sandwiches that fill the hole in your stomach and your heart! 🥪❤️ Who needs love when you have the perfect BLT waiting for you? #SandwichesAreBae"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

  Commentary:
  Who needs Halloween when everyday life is already full of strange characters? 👻🎃 Embrace the chaos and enjoy the never-ending show! Just remember to keep some extra candy on hand for those unexpected tricksters that pop up throughout the year. 🍬😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like your voodoo doll is gearing up for a wild night out! 💸👖 Who knew voodoo could be so stylish and financially savvy at the same time? The only question now is, does the doll need a matching top to complete the look? 🤔😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

  Commentary:
  🤔💡 "Asking the real questions here! Who needs a regular old back scratcher when you have a lightsaber, right? 💫✨ Just be sure to keep it on low setting unless you want to accidentally turn your back into a Jedi training ground. May the force of relaxation be with you! 🚀🌟"

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