Funny quotes real life

Funny real life quotes

People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

2 months ago

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

3 months ago

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

3 months ago

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

3 months ago

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

3 months ago

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

3 months ago

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

3 months ago

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

3 months ago