Funny replacement quotes

• I’ve learned the best way to find something that I’ve lost is to buy a replacement one, to make the lost one spontaneously appear.

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  2 weeks ago

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• AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

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  2 months ago

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• Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

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  2 months ago

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• All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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  2 months ago

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