Funny replacement quotes

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  3 months ago

  View →: Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.
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  4 months ago

  View →: All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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