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Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?

Live now on Telegram:

Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

Live now on Snapchat:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

Just shared via Slack:

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Going viral on X:

Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

Going viral on Pinterest:

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

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Funny reward quotes

Funny reward quotes are the perfect way to celebrate wins with a smile 😄🏆 Whether you’re treating yourself or cheering on a friend, these witty gems add a splash of humor to every accomplishment 🎉😂 Get ready to laugh out loud while honoring those moments that deserve a little extra fun and recognition! 🎈🥳

New funny reward quotes 👇

2 months ago
Share →: I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, demand a dragon instead! 🐲🍋 #UpgradeTime"
4 months ago
Share →: The reward for doing really good work is more work.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal cycle of productivity – do great work, get more work. It's like a never-ending buffet of tasks, with a side dish of exhaustion and a sprinkling of praise. Bon appétit!"
6 months ago
Share →: Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Commentary:
"Life really knows how to keep it real with that unexpected plot twist at the end, huh? 🔄💀 It's like, 'Congratulations for surviving all that chaos… and now back to dust you go!' 🌟😂 #LifeIsAJourneyWithATwist"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Commentary:
"Who made the rule that only kids get the stickers? 🤔 Clearly, adults deserve some appreciation too for adulting like pros! 🌟 Next time you visit the doctor, demand a sticker like the grown-up champ you are! 💪😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

Commentary:
"January was like that unexpected guest who overstayed their welcome, and now February is here like 'Surprise, I'm your reward' 🎉🤷‍♂️ Who knew the shortest month could feel so long? 😆 #FebruaryStrikesBack"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Adulting is realizing Monday is a better “off day” than Friday.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Messenger:

We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

Breaking via Twitch:

I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

Making waves on WeChat:

Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

Shared recently on Reddit:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

Spotted on Messenger:

My brain is on airplane mode today.

Trending via Pinterest:

Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I think my type is a nice person.

Going viral on TikTok:

If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

Spotted on Telegram:

Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

Just shared via TikTok:

When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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