Funny reward quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, demand a dragon instead! 🐲🍋 #UpgradeTime"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The reward for doing really good work is more work.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal cycle of productivity – do great work, get more work. It's like a never-ending buffet of tasks, with a side dish of exhaustion and a sprinkling of praise. Bon appétit!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

  Commentary:
  "Life really knows how to keep it real with that unexpected plot twist at the end, huh? 🔄💀 It's like, 'Congratulations for surviving all that chaos… and now back to dust you go!' 🌟😂 #LifeIsAJourneyWithATwist"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

  Commentary:
  "Who made the rule that only kids get the stickers? 🤔 Clearly, adults deserve some appreciation too for adulting like pros! 🌟 Next time you visit the doctor, demand a sticker like the grown-up champ you are! 💪😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

  Commentary:
  "January was like that unexpected guest who overstayed their welcome, and now February is here like 'Surprise, I'm your reward' 🎉🤷‍♂️ Who knew the shortest month could feel so long? 😆 #FebruaryStrikesBack"

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