Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Commentary:
"Life really knows how to keep it real with that unexpected plot twist at the end, huh? 🔄💀 It's like, 'Congratulations for surviving all that chaos… and now back to dust you go!' 🌟😂 #LifeIsAJourneyWithATwist"

I don't know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Commentary:
"Who made the rule that only kids get the stickers? 🤔 Clearly, adults deserve some appreciation too for adulting like pros! 🌟 Next time you visit the doctor, demand a sticker like the grown-up champ you are! 💪😄"

Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

Commentary:
"January was like that unexpected guest who overstayed their welcome, and now February is here like 'Surprise, I'm your reward' 🎉🤷‍♂️ Who knew the shortest month could feel so long? 😆 #FebruaryStrikesBack"

The reward for doing really good work is more work.

The reward for doing really good work is more work.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal cycle of productivity – do great work, get more work. It's like a never-ending buffet of tasks, with a side dish of exhaustion and a sprinkling of praise. Bon appétit!"