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When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?
3 days ago
I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.
2 weeks ago
A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.
2 weeks ago
Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?
2 weeks ago
Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.
2 weeks ago
Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.
3 weeks ago
I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.
1 month ago
Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.
1 month ago
I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.
1 month ago
Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.
1 month ago
My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.
1 month ago
Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.
1 month ago
Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.
1 month ago
Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?
1 month ago
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
1 month ago
Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.
1 month ago
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
1 month ago
Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.
1 month ago
I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.
1 month ago
It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.
1 month ago
Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.
2 months ago
We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.
2 months ago
Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.
2 months ago
I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.
2 months ago
My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.
2 months ago
They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.
2 months ago
I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.
2 months ago
Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!
2 months ago
Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.
2 months ago
I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.
2 months ago
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