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One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡Ώ has viewed:

I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡² has bookmarked:

In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

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At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ώ has viewed:

If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

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I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡± has downloaded:

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

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“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

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The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, β€œNah.”

Someone from πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡² has copied:

I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

Going viral on Messenger:

It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

Making waves on YouTube:

As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

Trending via X:

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

Making waves on X:

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Shared recently on Telegram:

What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

Spotted on Slack:

Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

Just shared via Discord:

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

Making waves on Messenger:

Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

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27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

27 shares on Pinterest this month:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

81 shares on TikTok this month:

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

98 shares on Threads this month:

I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My default setting is sexual energy.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

39 shares on Slack this month:

If I ever get the death penalty, I hope β€œby chocolate” is an option.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

25 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

16 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

10 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

12 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

15 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

20 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

23 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

24 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

17 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

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Updated

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Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ό has shared:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡¦ has bookmarked:

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

Someone from πŸ‡»πŸ‡¨ has bookmarked:

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡½ has shared:

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ has shared:

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

Someone from πŸ‡΄πŸ‡² has bookmarked:

I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡· has downloaded:

You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

Someone from πŸ‡΄πŸ‡² has copied:

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

Someone from πŸ‡ΆπŸ‡¦ has shared:

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡³ has downloaded:

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals.

Just landed via WeChat:

If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

Spotted on TikTok:

If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

Going viral on Twitch:

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

Trending via LinkedIn:

A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

Freshly posted on Discord:

Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

Making waves on WeChat:

Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

Just landed via YouTube:

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

Spotted on X:

The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

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