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Finding out it wasn’t your fault at work feels like discovering a hidden chocolate stash when you thought you were on a diet 🍫😆🎉
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Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.
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Looks like we've got a new definition of "bad mood" and some unexpected foot placement! 🤠🙈✨
Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”
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When I nail a yoga pose on the first try, I start checking if I've accidentally bent the rules of physics! 🧘♂️🌀😂
I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.
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Transforming into all the spud-forms: couch, chair, and bed! 🥔😂 #PotatoLife
I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?
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That's the secret contract: one snort equals a date! 😂🤝
Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?
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I feel this in my soul…and my untoned abs! 😂🔥🍔
Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.
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Sounds like you found the hidden level in the retail video game! 🎮😄🛒
After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.
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Guess even Bigfoot couldn't handle the upgrade 📱👀🦶🌲 #5GProblems
You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?
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Sounds like we need a nap and a lottery ticket! 😂🛌💸
Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.
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Guess I better start Googling 'how to be forever young' while I still remember how to use technology! 😅🕰️💻