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Looks like my air conditioner and I have a lot in common this summer.
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Will probably never be loved, but I have to send emails, so I can’t really think about that right now.
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Trying to decide if my inbox or my heart is emptier right now 😂📧💔
Old people are right about crosswords and morning stretches, I will admit.
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Embracing my inner grandma while cracking the code and bustin' moves at dawn! 🧩🧓🧘♂️
I was born in the right generation. I love bedrotting and scrolling through Twitter all day.
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"Finally, a generation that excels in the art of horizontal productivity! 📱😴 #BedrottiNation"
App idea: couples upload their arguments. The internet votes on who was right.
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A modern-day court of love where memes are the jury! 😂💔📱
From a very young age, I knew that everyone was wrong and I was right.
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I always knew I was a prodigy in the field of being right! 😎🧠
I can’t wait for the “international law” crowd to discover that “human rights” aren’t real, either.
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So, human rights are just like my gym membership—everyone talks about them, but nobody actually uses them 🏋️🤣🌍
(Seeing the guy next to me reading a novel) You know, none of that happened, right?
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Wow, wait till he finds out about Santa! 🎅📚😂
What is it called when you were overthinking, and it turns out you were right?
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When your brain's paranoia is actually just psychic ability 😂🔮🧠
The worst person you know is in therapy right now, being told they need to put themselves first.
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Guess they're finally learning how to make themselves Priority No. 1 on their own list of Most Annoying People! 😆🛋️💆♂️