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1 week ago
Share →: Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

Commentary:
"Sharing is caring, right? 🎸😂🤘 #RockOnNeighbors"
2 months ago
Share →: Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

Commentary:
"Perfect plan, unless my bed wants to start a conspiracy against me! 😴🛏️🔍"
5 months ago
Share →: Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

Commentary:
🌹🍕 "Roses are red, pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large, and none of it's for you. Sorry not sorry, it's a pizza party for one! Maybe next time, bring your own slice and join the fun! 🍕🎉 #PizzaLove"
5 months ago
Share →: Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Commentary:
Roses are red, violets are blue, but can we just pause for a sec and review? Moonlight romance is all fine and fair, but maybe let's be cautious and beware! 🌹🌕😳
5 months ago
Share →: Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

Commentary:
"🌿 Guns N' Roses: 'Welcome to the jungle!' 🌹 The jungle: 'No more humans, please!' 🚫👀 Looks like the jungle has spoken – guess it's time to find a new welcome mat, Axl Rose! 🌳🦁"
5 months ago
Share →: Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic ode to misophonia! 🌹💙 Sounds like someone needs to chew a bit quieter or invest in some noise-cancelling headphones! 🎧😅 Just remember, it's all fun and games until the sound of your chewing becomes a poetic inspiration!
5 months ago
Share →: Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Commentary:
🌹🐝 Roses are red, bees like to fuss. This rhyme may be wonky, but hey, let's make a fuss! It's a rollercoaster of emotions, a poetic twist you see. Confusion at first, then clarity for thee! 🤔😄
5 months ago
Share →: Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

Commentary:
"Roses are red, daisies are white, and apparently, there's an underwear fight! 😂 Someone get this person a comfy pair, pronto! 🌹🌼 #underweartroubles"
5 months ago
Share →: Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

Commentary:
"Roses are red, time to rest my head. The romance is dead, unless you count dreams instead. 💤🥀 #BedtimeMedley"
5 months ago
Share →: Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Commentary:
🌹🍷 Roses are pink, but my mood is in sync! Time to grab a drink and let the worries sink! 🥂 Cheers to relaxation and enjoying the moment! 🌸