Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large.  And none of it's for you.

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

Commentary:
🌹🍕 "Roses are red, pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large, and none of it's for you. Sorry not sorry, it's a pizza party for one! Maybe next time, bring your own slice and join the fun! 🍕🎉 #PizzaLove"

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Commentary:
Roses are red, violets are blue, but can we just pause for a sec and review? Moonlight romance is all fine and fair, but maybe let's be cautious and beware! 🌹🌕😳

Guns N' Roses: "Welcome to the jungle!" The jungle: "No more humans, please!"

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

Commentary:
"🌿 Guns N' Roses: 'Welcome to the jungle!' 🌹 The jungle: 'No more humans, please!' 🚫👀 Looks like the jungle has spoken – guess it's time to find a new welcome mat, Axl Rose! 🌳🦁"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic ode to misophonia! 🌹💙 Sounds like someone needs to chew a bit quieter or invest in some noise-cancelling headphones! 🎧😅 Just remember, it's all fun and games until the sound of your chewing becomes a poetic inspiration!

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Commentary:
🌹🐝 Roses are red, bees like to fuss. This rhyme may be wonky, but hey, let's make a fuss! It's a rollercoaster of emotions, a poetic twist you see. Confusion at first, then clarity for thee! 🤔😄

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

Commentary:
"Roses are red, daisies are white, and apparently, there's an underwear fight! 😂 Someone get this person a comfy pair, pronto! 🌹🌼 #underweartroubles"

Roses are red. I'm going to bed.

Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

Commentary:
"Roses are red, time to rest my head. The romance is dead, unless you count dreams instead. 💤🥀 #BedtimeMedley"

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Commentary:
🌹🍷 Roses are pink, but my mood is in sync! Time to grab a drink and let the worries sink! 🥂 Cheers to relaxation and enjoying the moment! 🌸

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

Commentary:
"Roses are red, violets are blue, and your parents are turning more dramatic than a daytime soap opera! 😂🌹💔 Chin up, even disappointment needs its spotlight sometimes! 😉"

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

Commentary:
🌹🔵🌻 When it comes to love and flowers, sometimes you need to weed out the surprises! 🪴😄 Who knew gardening could be so sassy and informative at the same time? 💁‍♂️ #FlowerFacts #NotYourAverageRomance