Funny quotes roses

11 Funny roses quotes

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

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Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

3 months ago

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

3 months ago

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

3 months ago

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

3 months ago

Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

3 months ago

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

3 months ago

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

3 months ago

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

3 months ago

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

3 months ago