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Funny roses quotes 🌹😂 bring a fresh twist to the classic flower power! Whether you’re looking to make someone smile or add a dash of humor to your garden chat, these witty lines will have you blooming with laughter. Ready to petal your way through some punny and playful sayings? Let’s dive into the world where roses meet giggles and charm! 🌷🤣💐

New funny roses quotes 👇

13 hours ago
Share →: Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

Commentary:
Looks like it's a prickly situation, but at least nobody leaves with thorny feelings! 🌹❌😄
20 hours ago
Share →: Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

Commentary:
Who needs a notification ping when you can have the doorbell symphony and a flower delivery 💐🚪😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

Commentary:
"Red, blue, and way too true! 🍷😅 Cheers to testing the limits of 'it's 5 o'clock somewhere!' 🕒🍻"
1 month ago
Share →: Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

Commentary:
"Sharing is caring, right? 🎸😂🤘 #RockOnNeighbors"
2 months ago
Share →: Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

Commentary:
"Perfect plan, unless my bed wants to start a conspiracy against me! 😴🛏️🔍"
6 months ago
Share →: Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

Commentary:
🌹🍕 "Roses are red, pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large, and none of it's for you. Sorry not sorry, it's a pizza party for one! Maybe next time, bring your own slice and join the fun! 🍕🎉 #PizzaLove"
6 months ago
Share →: Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Commentary:
Roses are red, violets are blue, but can we just pause for a sec and review? Moonlight romance is all fine and fair, but maybe let's be cautious and beware! 🌹🌕😳
6 months ago
Share →: Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

Commentary:
"🌿 Guns N' Roses: 'Welcome to the jungle!' 🌹 The jungle: 'No more humans, please!' 🚫👀 Looks like the jungle has spoken – guess it's time to find a new welcome mat, Axl Rose! 🌳🦁"
6 months ago
Share →: Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic ode to misophonia! 🌹💙 Sounds like someone needs to chew a bit quieter or invest in some noise-cancelling headphones! 🎧😅 Just remember, it's all fun and games until the sound of your chewing becomes a poetic inspiration!
6 months ago
Share →: Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Commentary:
🌹🐝 Roses are red, bees like to fuss. This rhyme may be wonky, but hey, let's make a fuss! It's a rollercoaster of emotions, a poetic twist you see. Confusion at first, then clarity for thee! 🤔😄