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A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

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Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

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Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

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You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

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You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

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I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

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The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

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Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

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I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

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I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

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The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

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I liked the version of you from the other dimension better.

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

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That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

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I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

Live now on Reddit:

You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

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17 Funny roses quotes

Funny roses quotes 🌹😂 bring a fresh twist to the classic flower power! Whether you’re looking to make someone smile or add a dash of humor to your garden chat, these witty lines will have you blooming with laughter. Ready to petal your way through some punny and playful sayings? Let’s dive into the world where roses meet giggles and charm! 🌷🤣💐

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Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

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Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

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2 months ago

ceremony, final, final rose, humor, rose, rose ceremony, roses, sarcasm, thank, thank you
Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

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boredom, boring, dating, door, gesture, just, romantic, romantic gesture, rose, roses, show, surprise, surprise visit, texting, visit
Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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annoyance, blue, humor, i, listen, loud, music, neighbors, noise, playful, red, rhyme, rock, rock music, roses, too, violets
Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

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2 months ago

bed, boredom, dead, humor, humor quote, laziness, no plan, plan, plans, pretending, red, relaxation, roses, roses are red, staying, staying in bed
Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

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food, humor, i, large, none, pizza, poem, red, relationship, roses, roses are red, sauce, snack, too
Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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activity, air, fresh, fresh air, fun, fun activity, love, moonlight, poetry, pregnancy, red, romance, roses, roses are red, scare
Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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guns, Guns N’ Roses, humans, humor, irony, jungle, music, n’, nature, roses, welcome
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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annoyance, blue, chew, hate, humor, i, poem, red, roses, roses are red, sounds, violets

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63 shares on Slack this month:

Euthanizing my Tamagotchi.

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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

97 shares on Instagram this month:

Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

58 shares on Slack this month:

There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

31 shares on Reddit this month:

Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

95 shares on Twitch this month:

Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

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If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

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When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

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I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

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Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

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If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

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We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

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When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

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I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

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If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

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Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

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I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

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Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

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If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

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Nothing gets my heart pumping like receiving an annoying newsletter.

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Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

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Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

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Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

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Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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Seen just now on Telegram:

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

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Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

Freshly posted on X:

In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

Seen just now on Threads:

Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

Just shared via YouTube:

Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

Shared recently on Reddit:

My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

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