Funny quotes roses

11 Funny roses quotes

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025