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Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Who’s your favorite horror director? Mine’s God.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

Going viral on X:

Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

Going bananas on YouTube:

When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

Breaking via WeChat:

You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

Just shared via Twitch:

I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

Just shared via YouTube:

If you can’t wow them with wisdom, baffle them with bullshit.

Just landed via Messenger:

Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

Seen just now on Reddit:

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special.

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65 shares on Instagram this month:

Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

75 shares on TikTok this month:

Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

88 shares on WeChat this month:

If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

24 shares on Facebook this month:

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

27 shares on Threads this month:

Carrying a pizza in public feels like you’re showing off.

26 shares on Threads this month:

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

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Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

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The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

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Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

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I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

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If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

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I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Unlocking new levels of iron deficiency.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Is there a word for FOMO but it’s already happened and you didn’t know about it when it was happening?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.

Seen just now on WeChat:

At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

Trending via LinkedIn:

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

Going bananas on WeChat:

A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

Going viral on Reddit:

One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Live now on YouTube:

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

Just landed via Slack:

Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

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