11 Funny sacrifice quotes

I’d pretend to care about football for you.

I’d pretend to care about football for you.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Satan: "Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I'm not running a zoo down here."

Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Donating blood today to make room for more food.

Donating blood today to make room for more food.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025