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2 weeks ago
Share →: “I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

Commentary:
🐑😂 "When in doubt, always consult the oracle… or the sheep! #AIWisdom"
3 months ago
Share →: I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

Commentary:
Well, well, it looks like the bodyguard has found a true friend in you! Taking a bullet is definitely a step up from just holding the door open or carrying groceries. Let's just hope you two won't have to test that bond anytime soon!
3 months ago
Share →: Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless negotiations of life – who knew that the price of a soul could be measured in snacks rather than gold coins? A tempting offer indeed, with an insatiable appetite as the driving force behind all soulful transactions. Bon appétit, dear soul-seekers, bon appétit!"
5 months ago
Share →: I’d pretend to care about football for you.

Commentary:
"Sure, I'd totally watch football with you… for the snacks 🍟 and the occasional 'touchdown' dance 💃🏈 Who am I kidding, let's just order pizza and call it a day! 🍕😄"
5 months ago
Share →: The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

Commentary:
Ah, the life of a PhD student – trading present joy for future joy that may or may not arrive 🤓🎓 Sacrificing sleep, social life, and probably some sanity along the way for that elusive happiness down the road! #PhDLife #WorthItMaybe 😅
5 months ago
Share →: Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

Commentary:
"Remember, Jesus didn't sacrifice himself for perfect angels! 😇 So go ahead, sin a little – you wouldn't want his dramatic sacrifice to go to waste now, would you? 😏🙌"
5 months ago
Share →: Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

Commentary:
Well, Satan is really putting his foot down on the whole animal sacrifice situation! 🦁🔥 It seems he's tired of being mistaken for a zookeeper instead of the King of Hell. Maybe it's time for some self-reflection and a new hobby, Satan! 🤔😈
5 months ago
Share →: Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old mystery of why deer have such an affinity for playing chicken with cars 🚗🦌 Perhaps they're just trying to make a quick getaway from their daily woodland commute! 🌲😆"
5 months ago
Share →: Donating blood today to make room for more food.

Commentary:
"Who needs extra blood when you can have extra dessert? 🍩💉 Making sure there's always space for that post-donation snack! 😉 #FoodOverBlood"
5 months ago
Share →: Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old wisdom of sacrificing virgins to solve all our problems – can't believe we just stopped doing that! 🙄 Maybe if we start again, even the weather gods will be satisfied? 😂🌦️ #SacrificesForSunshine"