15 Funny sacrifice quotes

• Men want to meet up too easily. What if I plan to sacrifice you?

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  dating, easily, humor, i, joke, meet, meet up, men, plan, relationship, sacrifice, too, want, warning

• Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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  2 months ago

  dating, full, full moon, girl, girls, humor, i, joke, know, lunar, moon, playful, sacrifice, spot, supernatural, under

• “I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

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  absurdity, asked, ChatGPT, conversation, grok, humor, i, joke, sacrifice, sheep, well, wit

• I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

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  bodyguard, bullet, friendship, humor, love, loyalty, protection, sacrifice

• Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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  desire, food, humor, sacrifice, sell, soul, temptation

• I’d pretend to care about football for you.

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  care, football, humor, ID, love, pretend, relationship, sacrifice

• The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

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  current, education, future, happiness, humor, irony, order, PhD, sacrifice, someone, struggle, student

• Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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  died, humor, irony, Jesus, morality, nothing, philosophy, religion, sacrifice, sin, sins

• Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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  2 months ago

  animals, dark, dark humor, here, humor, irony, me, religion, running, sacrifice, Satan, stop, zoo

• Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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  beginning, cars, deer, front, humor, irony, sacrifice, throw, understand, understanding, wildlife

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