Funny quotes sale

Funny sale quotes

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

3 months ago

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

3 months ago

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

3 months ago

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

3 months ago

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

3 months ago

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

3 months ago