Funny sale quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

  Commentary:
  "Having a garage sale: The ultimate passive-aggressive way to solve your borrowing problems 🛠️🚫💸 #SecretlyHopeTheyShowUp"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

  Commentary:
  "Looking for some killer deals, huh? Better watch out for those cults, they might have some 'killer' estate sales planned! 👀💰 Just make sure you don't accidentally sign up for their next pyramid scheme… or pyramid tomb? 🏛️😂 #EstateSaleGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

  Commentary:
  "I'm as loyal as a bargain hunter in a clearance sale! 🛍️💸 Who needs brand loyalty when you’ve got discounts and savings on your side? 😄 #ThriftyShopperGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

  Commentary:
  "👶🛒 Are we talking about a baby or a rebellious fashionista here? This little one is set on making a statement with bare feet. Who needs shoes when you're this cute anyway? Step aside, Cinderella! 👠😂 #NoShoesNoProblem"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between saving money and buying everything on sale 🤑💸 Who needs savings when you can have a closet full of bargains, am I right? 😂 #ShopTillYouDrop"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

  Commentary:
  Looks like that house is keeping the neighborhood on its toes – is it a yard sale extravaganza or just everyday decor? 🏠🤔 Maybe they're just big fans of the "shabby chic" look! 😄

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