I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Commentary:
"Having a garage sale: The ultimate passive-aggressive way to solve your borrowing problems 🛠️🚫💸 #SecretlyHopeTheyShowUp"

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

Commentary:
"Looking for some killer deals, huh? Better watch out for those cults, they might have some 'killer' estate sales planned! 👀💰 Just make sure you don't accidentally sign up for their next pyramid scheme… or pyramid tomb? 🏛️😂 #EstateSaleGoals"

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

Commentary:
"I'm as loyal as a bargain hunter in a clearance sale! 🛍️💸 Who needs brand loyalty when you’ve got discounts and savings on your side? 😄 #ThriftyShopperGoals"

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

Commentary:
"👶🛒 Are we talking about a baby or a rebellious fashionista here? This little one is set on making a statement with bare feet. Who needs shoes when you're this cute anyway? Step aside, Cinderella! 👠😂 #NoShoesNoProblem"

"This was on sale!" is why I'm always broke.

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between saving money and buying everything on sale 🤑💸 Who needs savings when you can have a closet full of bargains, am I right? 😂 #ShopTillYouDrop"

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

Commentary:
Looks like that house is keeping the neighborhood on its toes – is it a yard sale extravaganza or just everyday decor? 🏠🤔 Maybe they're just big fans of the "shabby chic" look! 😄