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5 months ago
Share →: Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

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🎅📸 "Looks like Santa's lap isn't just for kids anymore! 🤭 Time flies when you're having fun, or maybe when you're on the naughty list… 😜🎄 #SantaSelfies #WhereDidTheTimeGo"
5 months ago
Share →: You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

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"Who needs Santa when we've got a bedtime so strict even he can't keep up? 🎅🕘 #SantaVsTheCurfew"
5 months ago
Share →: Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

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🎅🏼 "Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff." 🤣 Looks like someone is mastering the art of independence and self-reliance! Who needs Santa when you've got your own shopping skills? 🛍️💁‍♂️ Just remember to treat yourself extra nice this holiday season – you deserve it! 😉✨
5 months ago
Share →: Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

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Looks like Santa's sleigh isn't the only thing that slides into your DMs! 🎅📱 If he ever takes a scroll through your social media, you might be unwrapping a whole lot of therapy sessions this Christmas! 😂🎁#NaughtyListBound
5 months ago
Share →: Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

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Looks like Santa might need a bit of a challenge this Christmas! 🎅🦹‍♂️ Watch out for Wario trying to steal the spotlight from the Grinch! 🌟😈 This holiday season, it's all about who can cause the most chaos and mischief! 🎄🃏
5 months ago
Share →: Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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"Who knew that geographic proximity to Santa could make all the difference in personality? 🎅🇨🇦 Maybe it's the North Pole vibes rubbing off on them, sprinkling a little extra kindness in their maple syrup! 😉 #CanadianMagic"
5 months ago
Share →: Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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"Dance like nobody's watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus…because you never know who's checking their list twice! 🎅🕵️‍♂️🙏 Keep those moves holy, secure, and definitely festive!"
5 months ago
Share →: Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

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Well, it seems like someone's really trying to push the limits of the naughty list this year 🎅📸 Who knew Santa was into more than just milk and cookies? 🍪😏 Hope you've been good this year, or else those nudes might end up on the Christmas card! 🎄🎅🚫 #SantaSaysNoToNudes
5 months ago
Share →: Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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Looks like Santa's workshop is powered by magic and cookies, not batteries! 🎅🍪 Don't worry, folks, your toys may not come with batteries, but they do come with an extra sprinkle of holiday cheer! 🎁🎄 #PoweredByChristmasMagic