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I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

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The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

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Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

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Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

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I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

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The rumors of my will to live have been greatly exaggerated.

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Making waves on YouTube:

I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.

Just landed via X:

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

Seen just now on Discord:

He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

Spotted on Threads:

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Just landed via X:

The urge to buy people gifts they’ve mentioned they liked once.

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Funny sat quotes are the perfect way to lighten up those test prep blues and bring a smile to every stressed student’s face 😄📚. Whether you’re cramming vocab or tackling tricky math problems, a little humor goes a long way to boost your mood and motivation 🎉✏️. Ready to laugh your way through SAT season? Let’s dive into some witty lines that make studying a bit more fun! 😂🔥

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

1 month ago
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Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

1 month ago
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Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

3 months ago
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Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

3 months ago
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It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

5 months ago
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That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

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Unlocking new levels of iron deficiency.

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The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

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Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

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Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

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This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

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Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

Shared recently on WeChat:

“Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

Shared recently on X:

Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

Trending via Pinterest:

I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

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I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

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