Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

801 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,963

Funny Quotes Topics

13,930

Funny Quotes Images

10,963

Updated

12 minutes ago

Users Online

3,427

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Slack:

You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

Live now on Messenger:

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Just landed via Twitch:

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

Going viral on WhatsApp:

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

Seen just now on Messenger:

Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

Making waves on YouTube:

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

Live now on Reddit:

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

Home » Funny Sat Quotes

Funny sat quotes

New funny sat quotes 👇

For even more funny sat quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny sat quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media need people procrastination relationship sarcasm social someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

801 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,963

Funny Quotes Topics

13,930

Funny Quotes Images

10,963

Updated

12 minutes ago

Users Online

3,421

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

Just shared via Discord:

I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

Seen just now on Discord:

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

Shared recently on WeChat:

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

Breaking via WeChat:

Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

Breaking via Threads:

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Date night idea: fight another couple.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

Going viral on TikTok:

The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All fights retarded. 🤪

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴