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Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me).

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Please respond to my telepathic messages.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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Just landed via Facebook:

50 shades of single.

Making waves on TikTok:

Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

Trending via LinkedIn:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

Going viral on X:

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

Making waves on Discord:

My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

Just landed via WeChat:

Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

Spotted on Reddit:

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Yesterday, my boss asked me what I did for a living.

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44 shares on Threads this month:

Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

85 shares on X this month:

Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

15 shares on Twitch this month:

Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

19 shares on Threads this month:

Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

31 shares on X this month:

The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

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I need a chiropractor for my brain.

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Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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Girls are perverts when they like you.

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I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

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The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

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“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

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Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

Spotted on Discord:

Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

Just shared via Slack:

Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

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