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Funny screw quotes

I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

3 months ago

Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

3 months ago

Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

3 months ago

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

3 months ago