Funny screw quotes

• Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

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  1 week ago

  crow, crows, friend, friends, frustration, guys, humor, interaction, sarcasm, screw, social, social interaction

• I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

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  1 week ago

  25, accomplishment, alive, collection, feeling, hobby, humor, i, never, random, screw, time, used

• Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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  1 week ago

  biting, decades, eating, even, example, experience, humor, lesson, life, life lesson, mistake, perfect, screw, screw up, still, tongue, tongue biting, while

• I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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  1 week ago

  analyze, consequences, decision, failure, humor, i, irony, limit, risk, screw, screw up, self-reflection, situation, take

• I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

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  3 weeks ago

  admire, area, audacity, beaver, boldness, here, humor, i, just, lake, move, nature, neighbors, new, put, say, screw

• Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

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  3 weeks ago

  DIY, every, floor, humor, i, loose, maintenance, odd, screw, think, thoughts, time

• Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

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  3 weeks ago

  absence, humor, intelligence, just, missing, people, screw, toolbox, whole

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