Funny screw quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic case of "flawless execution… until it's not!" 🙈 Don't worry, you're not alone in the art of making a decision seem like an Olympic event only to end up face-planting at the finish line! 😂 Always remember, it's the journey that counts, not just the destination… or in this case, the aftermath! 🤷‍♂️ #DecisionMakingDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

  Commentary:
  Those beavers are true pioneers in the world of real estate development! 🏡🌲 Nothing says confidence like completely redesigning the landscape to suit your own aquatic needs. Who needs neighbors when you've got a lake to call your own, right? 😄🦫 #BeaverGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your screws are really falling for you! 😄🔩 Keep an eye out for any loose nuts too, just in case they start following suit. 🤪 #DIYdrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone wasn't just a few fries short of a happy meal… they missed out on the entire drive-thru experience! 🛠️🍔😂"

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