Funny seek quotes

Funny Quotes About "seek"

  • 1. "Seek and you shall find, unless you're looking for your keys. In that case, good luck."
  • 2. "Why seek happiness when you can seek chocolate? It's basically the same thing."
  • 3. "Seeking wisdom? Just ask a toddler. They know everything."
  • 4. "Seeking inner peace? Just remember, it's okay to scream into a pillow sometimes."
  • 5. "When life gives you lemons, seek tequila and salt. Problem solved."
  • 6. "Seeking adventure? Just try navigating a Costco on a Saturday."
  • 7. "Seeking enlightenment? Try meditating on why you always hit 'snooze'."
  • 8. "Seeking the perfect partner? Good luck, they're probably busy seeking snacks."
  • 9. "Seeking motivation? Just think of all the cake you'll get to eat afterwards."
  • 10. "Seeking success? Maybe start with finding matching socks first."
  • 11. "Seeking love? Just remember, dogs never disappoint."
  • 12. "Seeking the meaning of life? Sorry, that's still out for delivery."
  • 13. "Seeking a six-pack? You might have better luck at the liquor store."
  • 14. "Seeking patience? Just remember, it's all fun and games until you lose Wi-Fi."
  • 15. "Seeking balance? Just try standing on one foot after a glass of wine."
  • 16. "Seeking fame and fortune? Maybe start by learning how to spell 'fortune'."
  • 17. "Seeking a beach body? Just remember, any body at the beach is a beach body."
  • 18. "Seeking the perfect selfie angle? Just go to space, the lighting is great up there."
  • 19. "Seeking to impress others? Remember, they're probably too busy seeking approval from someone else."
  • 20. "Seeking a life hack for adulting? Sorry, that unicorn is just a myth."