108 Funny self-care quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

  Commentary:
  When your inner boss finally approves your emotional complaints 😂🗣️💼

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

  Commentary:
  "Shopping carts may be the only real place where 'treat yourself' becomes a full-contact sport! 🛒👠😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

  Commentary:
  "When you realize your true weekend uniform is pajamas and a couch! 😂🛋️✨ #LivingTheDream"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

  Commentary:
  "Therapy might fix your issues, but rest assured, your epic dad jokes are a permanent condition! 😅🛋️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

  Commentary:
  "Currently negotiating peace talks with my 'crisis cookies' 🍪😂 How's the Snickers diplomacy going? 😜🍫"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

  Commentary:
  "When touching your toes feels like an Olympic sport. 🏋️‍♂️🧘‍♀️😅"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

  Commentary:
  "Living my best life: Bed, no pants, and zero social skills 😂🛌🎉 #AntiSocialGoals"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew I shared so much in common with my houseplant? 🌿 Presenting: the incredible photosynthetic me! 😎☀️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like a sugar-coated existential crisis! 🍩😅 #SweetEscape #TreatYoSelf"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

  Commentary:
  "When you cram a year's worth of flossing into one night… my teeth are confused. 😂🦷✨"

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