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Pajama productivity level: Expert unlocked! 🛁🛋️😄
179 Funny self-care quotes
The problem with “treat yourself” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in March, and I’ve been treating myself ever since.
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This sounds like my New Year's resolution: endless dessert and zero regrets! 🍰🤣
The worst person you know is in therapy right now, being told they need to put themselves first.
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Guess they're finally learning how to make themselves Priority No. 1 on their own list of Most Annoying People! 😆🛋️💆♂️
Normalize bed-rotting in the holidays and not feeling guilty about it for your mental health.
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Lying around like a professional sloth is officially self-care training! 🛌😴🦥 #Goals
I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.
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Adulting Level: Expert 🧺🥗🚶♂️ #LivingTheDream #FlossLikeABoss 😄
It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.
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When leg day turns into a smooth operator session 😆🪒🥳
Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.
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Making sure to pencil in some "me-time" on my schedule today! 📅😏✨
My therapist should also do my nails while we’re talking.
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Therapy and a mani-pedi? That’s what I call mental *and* nail polish! 💅🧠
It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.
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Sounds like my favorite activity: competitive ceiling staring! 😜🛌🌌
I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.
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Just doing my part to stimulate the economy, one cart at a time! 🛒💸😂