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Sounds like the perfect recipe for self-care: emotional unloading, napping, and carbs! 🍕😴🎬
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Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.
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Laughter: your daily requirement of vitamin HA! Stay hydrated and remember, no one likes a vibe vampire! 😄💧🚫🧛♂️
Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.
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Ah, the vicious cycle of trying to balance school brain and chill brain! 🎓🤯🔄🙃
Off to my crying appointment (therapy).
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Just another day at the 'Tearapy' spa! 😭🛁💆♂️
Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.
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Netflix: the only friend who judges my life choices but stays for the binge 🍿📺😊
The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.
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Sounds like a great way to end up in the exclusive club of one! 🏆🙃🚪
Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.
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Embracing my "noble antagonist" phase one courteous boundary at a time 😈✨💁♀️
Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.
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Just tidied up my room and pampered my skin—I'm basically a life coach now 😂🧹🧴✨
People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?
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Hydration? Sounds like witchcraft to me! 💧🧙♂️😂
Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.
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Ah, nothing like a scalding shower to exfoliate away the existential dread 😂🛁🔥