32 Funny service quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate test of patience: being on hold and reminded that your call is *so* important to them… Must be their way of saying, 'Please hold for eternity.' 🕰️🤣 #ImportantCallVibes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

  Commentary:
  "Perhaps if A.I. mastered waiting tables, their art might come with a side of fries 🤖🍟 Who knew serving up dishes could be the secret ingredient to creating masterpieces? Bon appétit, robots!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive Print-on-Demand House Service! The printer whisperer in action – providing on-demand printing magic for that ONE crucial piece of paper. 🖨️💫 Just don't forget to give the printer a farewell pat for a job well done until next year! 🤣 #Printaholic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 🤔 Maybe a customer service center with a magical hotline that actually transports you to a stress-free, problem-solving wonderland instead of making you listen to elevator music for hours on end. 🧚‍♂️✨ Let's hope the "higher than normal call volume" excuse becomes a thing of the past! 📞🙅‍♂️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

  Commentary:
  "Dear customer service, I thought about writing this complaint with my quill pen, but then I realized my middle finger typing skills are far more impressive. 🖕😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

  Commentary:
  "We know how much you enjoy our delightful elevator music, so we're treating you to six whole days of uninterrupted tunes! 🎵 Don't worry, your call will be answered eventually… we think. 📞😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

  Commentary:
  "Airlines be like: 🛫 'Here's a complimentary napkin to dry those tears of despair!' 💸✈️ 'Oh you want to change your flight? That'll be $8700, plus an arm and a leg please!' 😂 #FlyingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

  Commentary:
  Oh, McDonald's and their relentless "anything else" questions – it's like a drive-thru version of the Spanish inquisition! 🍔🍟 Waiting for a McMinute feels like an eternity when you're hungry and just want to dive into those golden arches! ⏳😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

  Commentary:
  "Remember folks, retail workers are not miracle workers! 🙄 Next time, maybe start your shopping a tad earlier than waiting for Mary's waters to break. Just a thought! 😂 #BeKindToRetailWorkers"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing the all-new 'AdTube' – because who needs plot twists when you can have product placements? 💸📺 #CashingInOnCommercials"

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