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27 Funny service quotes

Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
I hate it when I'm gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025