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Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

3 months ago

If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

3 months ago

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

3 months ago

You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

3 months ago

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

3 months ago

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

3 months ago

I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

3 months ago

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

3 months ago

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

3 months ago

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

3 months ago

If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

3 months ago

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

3 months ago

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

3 months ago

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

3 months ago

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

3 months ago

Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

3 months ago

“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

3 months ago

You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

3 months ago

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

3 months ago

“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

3 months ago