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"Ah, the news – where sensational headlines reign supreme and the drama unfolds like a soap opera 🎭! It's like a crash course in how to keep your emotions on a rollercoaster ride 🎢. Just remember to bring your popcorn and a healthy dose of skepticism! 🍿🧐 #StayWoke"
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- 80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”
- They should invent someone who holds me.
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"2021: The year that made us all go 'wait, what?!' 🤯 Who knew the impossible could become reality? 🙃 #PlotTwist2021"
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- My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.
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- They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.
- Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.
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