436 Funny should quotes

Funny should quotes 🤔😂 are the ultimate way to sprinkle some hilarity on life’s endless list of things we *should* do. Why follow the mundane when you can laugh your way through the must-dos? Whether it’s about eating veggies or exercising, these quirky musings turn obligation into amusement. So, let’s flip the script and giggle through the shoulds, because life’s too short for a boring to-do list! Ready to chuckle at what we *should* be doing? Let’s dive in! 😜🎉

You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

Mar 24, 2026

Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

Mar 24, 2026

“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

Mar 24, 2026

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

Mar 24, 2026

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

Mar 24, 2026

If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

Mar 24, 2026

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

Mar 24, 2026

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

Mar 24, 2026

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

Mar 24, 2026

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

Mar 24, 2026

Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

Mar 24, 2026

“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

Mar 24, 2026

You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

Mar 24, 2026

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Mar 24, 2026

“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

Mar 24, 2026

Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

Mar 24, 2026

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

Mar 24, 2026

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Mar 24, 2026

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

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I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

Mar 24, 2026

Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

Mar 24, 2026

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

Mar 24, 2026

Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

Mar 24, 2026

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

Mar 24, 2026

I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

Mar 24, 2026

Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.

Mar 24, 2026

Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

Mar 24, 2026

For Halloween, you should be mine.

Mar 23, 2026

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

Mar 23, 2026

They should invent a word for when you’re alive but not really living.

Mar 23, 2026

They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

Mar 23, 2026

There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

Mar 23, 2026

They should invent a day where it all works out.

Mar 23, 2026

Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

Mar 23, 2026

A pretty girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

Mar 22, 2026

The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

Mar 22, 2026

Feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream, I should also be.

Mar 22, 2026

I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

Mar 22, 2026

You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

Mar 22, 2026

It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

Mar 22, 2026