267 Funny should quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: FBI agents reading through writers' search histories must have quite the rollercoaster of emotions 🕵️‍♂️📚💻. 'Just researching for the next bestseller, we swear!' #AuthorsUnderSurveillance"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, aiming to be a supreme leader in the Empire doesn't quite align with the company dress code 🌌👔 May the dress regulations be with you! #StormtrooperStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

  Commentary:
  🤠 Howdy there partners! 🌵 Wrangle up some laughs with this wild west fashion insight: cowboy outfits should definitely be called ranch dressing! 🐮👢 Spice up your style with a side of humor and a dollop of creativity! Yeehaw! 🤣🤠

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

  Commentary:
  "Missed marketing opportunity alert! 🚢💸 Imagine floating on a pool raft that channels your inner Rose Dawson while subtly reminding you of Jack's unfortunate fate. Talk about making a splash with sales! 😆💦 #TitanicPoolRaft #Unsinkable"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

  Commentary:
  👻 Just because you have the power to haunt your neighbor with ghostly tunes doesn't mean you should! 🎶 Leave the spirits to their rest… and invest in some good noise-canceling headphones instead! 🔇😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal struggle of adulting: Trying to figure out if you have enough money to adult properly 🤔💸 It's like doing mental gymnastics with your wallet as your reluctant partner! 😅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

  Commentary:
  "Absolutely! Waking up is a delicate process that requires adequate time for coffee and untangling your bed hair. Who wants to deal with people before achieving peak caffeination and presentability? 🌅☕️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good ol' days when stepping on a Lego was painful but affordable! 💸😂 Maybe we need a 'nostalgia discount' for parents braving the Lego pricing battle today. 💰🧱 #BringBackCheapLegos"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the melodrama of abandoned shopping carts! 🛒🎶 Maybe Taylor Swift could serenade us with a ballad about the heartbreak of seeing carts left astray, a real chart-topper in the making! 😂 Who knew grocery store etiquette could inspire such lyrical genius?

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

  Commentary:
  "Remembering where you came from is not just about nostalgia, it's also a great way to find those elusive keys! 🗝️🤔 Who knew your origins were also the key to your belongings?"

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