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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

3 months ago

On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

3 months ago

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

3 months ago

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

3 months ago